Monday, June 14, 2010

Dell Inspiron 1545

Gary had this weird dream the other night. He dreamt he was Del Boy Trotter.

Not only that, but Gary was standing in the local market giving the Trotter spiel.

What was he flogging? Computers of course!

But not any old junk. These were the Dell Inspiron 1545 Laptops.

And in his dream Gary soon found he was doing a roaring trade – with the ladies.

It’s not that Gary is that much of a Casanova with the gift of the gab – it’s just that the ladies were overcome by the seductive qualities of the rather eye-catching red microsatin lids!

Corr, what a stunner!

Gary couldn’t sell them quick enough – but it’s when he suddenly ran out of stock from his beat-up Trotter suitcase that Gary began to sweat, and had to beat a hasty retreat back to the Eflex Computers offices, a thousand women chasing him clamouring to get their mits on his hardware!

(Or should that be software with Kirstie breathing down your neck?)

But it’s easy to see why the ladies – or indeed anyone with an eye for a tasteful computer – would want to get their hands on an Eflex acquired Inspiron 1545.

That’s because they retail at only £319.99 with Gary and the gang. How come? Because at Eflex they have the expertise to acquire factory-returns, and re-sell them as “good as new”.

The Dell 1545 laptop is one of the most popular models ever produced by Dell. It has excellent build quality, and performs brilliantly.

Eflex are masters at what they do, and have A1 contacts in the field to acquire only the best in factory-returns. And that’s why they can pass on fabulous savings to their customers.

And you just wouldn’t know the difference between new and returned. Okay, Gary will admit the units they sell have a few faint marks on the eye-catching red lids, but hey, a bit of scarring is considered quite attractive by some.

Anyway, it’s a small price to pay for the huge reduction in price.

But Kirstie is now wondering whether Gary is actually going to try flogging them down the market.

He came home that night with a beat-up suitcase, and trademark Del Boy overcoat…

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