Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Love is in the air

And They Call It Puppy Lu-u-u-uve…



You know what we were saying about Paul coming into work with a massive grin on his face and you just knew he was in love?



Well, same thing happened with Gary this morning, although his expression was more the look of a man who had just become a father for the first time.



Ahh, you didn’t know Kirstie was expecting.

She is, but she’s not the mother.

What!? I don’t understand. Has Gary been donating sperm again?



No, no, his seeds have remained in the packet.

So, what then?



Let’s allow Jan to explain. Jan is the unsung heroine of Eflex Computers. For it is thanks to her that all the products they send out arrive to their customers in pristine, tip-top condition. She’s the packer in other words.



But a much-loved packer…because she’s also Paul’s mum.



Ahh, don’t you just love family businesses? I do. I think they are the bedrock of British industry, the staple that binds society, and communities together.



Stuff BP, and their renegade capitalism! Keep it small, friendly.



And that’s just what you get at Eflex. Cheap laptops, or expensive top-of-the-range hi-tech PC’s. Computers for everyone, whatever the weather, with a friendly smile, and great customer service.



So that’s why you see Gary looking like a proud father – as he descends the stairs to see Jan with his brand new baby, his latest PC creation.



On this occasion, it is his new Superior Multi-Tasking 2.66 Ghz Quad! What a joy to behold.



Okay, on to the Christening.



The Custom Built Intel I5. Packed with high-testosterone power, it has been designed to provide maximum multi-tasking capability for the most strenuous of users.



This baby has Intel I5 Quad Core 750 Processor, delivering 2.66Ghz per core, 4Gb of DDR3 1333Mhz Ram, a massive 500Gb hard Drive, and a 1Gb Motherboard, with onboard graphics.



The Intel i5 is one of the fastest machines on the market, and ideal for both business and home users who demand serious performance from their machine.

And at £499.99, it is exceptional value.



No wonder Gary is looking pleased with himself.



“It’s true,” says Jan. “Every time Gaz comes down with one of his latest designs in his arms it’s just like watching a new dad, cradling his infant child. It’s so sweet”.



Maybe, but I’m not sure Kirstie would agree…

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